this may already be on tumblr but i laughed until i cried this morning so i thought i’d bless you all (source)
While searching for an image of the basic mechanical can openers that I remember using at scout camp decades ago, I was horrified to find that Home Depot finds it necessary to have a page entitled “How to Use a Can Opener”.
Shoot the beans open! Isn’t there a Clint Eastwood tutorial on this?